How I think you puff your hair...

The following is an explanation of how I think my girlfriend does her hair...

In the next five minutes we're going to teach you how to do this:

Make your hair extremely puffy and attractive to the opposite sex.

Your reaction right now:

Don't worry, we'll both make it through this alive.

So for starters you wash your hair thoroughly.

Then you grab an arsenal of tools...

..and begin to attack you hair.

First you start cutting of large sections of your hair.

...until it looks like you got run over by a lawnmower...and you get that sharp layered look.

Then you dye it to your desired craziness...remember the more color you use the more attractive you become. Popular colors are bright blue, pink, and even green.

And now to the tricky part. In order to properly puff your hair to maximum puffiness, you must pin up your hair with hair clips and then blow dry it in an upward direction while carefully combing it.

Then you continue this process until all of your hair is puffy and sticking out in odd directions.

When your finally finished you give your hair a twirl and then voilà your hair looks like a million dollars.